I was waiting to board a flight once and noticed this woman with a parrot on her shoulder walking around. People were interacting with it, petting it, she was having a grand time showing off that parrot. Birds kind of freak me out especially big ones but they don't bother me enough to really care, I just keep my distance. I blew it off as just someone who bothered to go through security to see their kid off or something.
Got on that flight and 20 minutes in....SQUAAAWWWWWWWWWWK! SQUAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!
That fucking thing chirped and squawked every few minutes for two and a half hours, I couldn't believe it was just in the cabin with us. Nobody said a goddamn word and I was just on edge the whole time waiting for that thing to get weird and fly around attacking everyone with it's sharp-ass beak and talons.